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The Merkin has finally succumbed to the lure of X-Factor.
Well, not quite but I have watched it a few times over the last wee bit.
Why should this be so?
I meet good friend of mine a coupla times a week for the odd whisky or two and a parsing of the weeks events politically (hopefully that doesn't get us on a watch list, somewhere).
The local bar where this Tollpuddle-esque activity takes place has, in recent times, taken to showing X-Factor on the large screen for the delectation of the various Foggies, Compos, Cleggies, Victors and Jacks that inhabit the 'old man's bar'.
So, I am stuck with it as I am a very junior member of that esteemed congregation.
Secondly, my girlfriend - a very, very good karaoke singer who is, unfortunately, not a musician - gets her musical education from this very programme, it seems, while busily ignoring my unrivalled production skills.
Again, I am stuck with it such is the lure of Nat King.
No matter, at least the guy with the big hairdo is going to sing one of my favourite songs - 'Get yer Rocks Off' by Primal Scream.
But wait, how are they going to deal with those lines in the verse which mention junkies, whores, strip-joints, bitches and itchy clap?
And I guess that 'hunchbacks' is not going to figure prominently before the nine'o'clock watershed either.
Dealers keep dealin'
Thieves keep thievin'
Whores keep whorin'
Junkies keep scorin'
Trade is on the meat rack
Strip joints full of hunchbacks
Bitches keep bitchin'
Clap just keep a itchin'
What to do to prevent our vulnerable youngsters hoisting the black flag and starting to slit throats?
Easy done.
Just do the old karaoke trick of makin' up the words as you go along and hoping that no-one will notice the difference.
The result?
Dealers keep dealin'
Thieves keep thievin'
Jokers keep jokin'
Hustlers keep hustlin'
Cops keep coppin'
Hustlers keep comin'
Bitches keep bitchin'
Clowns keep comin
I can see Cowell and Walsh in Father Ted mode giving Jamie last minute instructions in the use of the bad language :
'Down With That Sort Of Thing' and 'Careful Now'.
On the other hand, perhaps I am being overly cynical and he really is the archetypal karaoke singer who doesn't mind what rubbish he spews forth.
My girlfriend will be vindicated (which is what I will be if she ever reads this post!).
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Monday, 2 November 2009
Thursday, 8 October 2009
Definitely The Black Hole,This Time.
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A recent Graun article on female ejaculation persuaded me to finally post an avatar on CiF.
Posted what I thought was a suitable avatar for MerkinOnParis.
Not so.
Once more into The Black Hole of Nothingness.
'MerkinOnParis
08 Oct 09, 5:21pm (about 2 hours ago)
This comment has been removed by a moderator. Replies may also be deleted.'
I was surprised that such an innocuous Avatar was deemed unsuitable and even more surprised to see that my comment had been deleted together with any which referred to it.
It was only later that I realised that I had uploaded the original Merkin from Wiki.
News Headline : 'Mass Apoplexy Strikes Graun Office.'
Oh well, I did apologise.
Of course, maybe La Henry just didn't like the colour or do all feminists really think size is that important?
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A recent Graun article on female ejaculation persuaded me to finally post an avatar on CiF.
Posted what I thought was a suitable avatar for MerkinOnParis.
Not so.
Once more into The Black Hole of Nothingness.
'MerkinOnParis
08 Oct 09, 5:21pm (about 2 hours ago)
This comment has been removed by a moderator. Replies may also be deleted.'
I was surprised that such an innocuous Avatar was deemed unsuitable and even more surprised to see that my comment had been deleted together with any which referred to it.
It was only later that I realised that I had uploaded the original Merkin from Wiki.
News Headline : 'Mass Apoplexy Strikes Graun Office.'
Oh well, I did apologise.
Of course, maybe La Henry just didn't like the colour or do all feminists really think size is that important?
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Wednesday, 30 September 2009
No Comment is Free in the Guardian.
MerkinOnParis
30 Sep 09, 3:19pm (about 8 hours ago)
This comment has been removed by a moderator. Replies may also be deleted.
'I know of one film director who is - at this very moment - trying to exercise his 'Right to Return'.'
Once more into that Black Hole of Nothingness which is the Graun.
Funnily enough, I had a girlfriend in Poland who was an actress.
Her father was a good friend of Polanski when he lived in Paris. She had the actual bell, she claimed, from Rosemary's Baby which Roman her given her father as a gift for her (knowing she was an aspiring actress).
Nothing more to be said.
I could have added further to the debate but was not given the opportunity.
Zionist control of the media?
Sometimes, I wonder.
30 Sep 09, 3:19pm (about 8 hours ago)
This comment has been removed by a moderator. Replies may also be deleted.
'I know of one film director who is - at this very moment - trying to exercise his 'Right to Return'.'
Once more into that Black Hole of Nothingness which is the Graun.
Funnily enough, I had a girlfriend in Poland who was an actress.
Her father was a good friend of Polanski when he lived in Paris. She had the actual bell, she claimed, from Rosemary's Baby which Roman her given her father as a gift for her (knowing she was an aspiring actress).
Nothing more to be said.
I could have added further to the debate but was not given the opportunity.
Zionist control of the media?
Sometimes, I wonder.
Thursday, 24 September 2009
MerkinOnParis
24 Sep 09, 10:39am (about 12 hours ago)
This panel could certainly savage a dead sheep.
No longer there.
Into the Black Hole of Orwellian Nothingness that is The Graun.
Why?
Not only me.
Any mention of dead sheep was destroyed.
Any mention of mentions of anything relating to dead sheep was destroyed, as well.
Perhaps, Mr Kettle has shares in a halal abbatoir (that was also destroyed.)
24 Sep 09, 10:39am (about 12 hours ago)
This panel could certainly savage a dead sheep.
No longer there.
Into the Black Hole of Orwellian Nothingness that is The Graun.
Why?
Not only me.
Any mention of dead sheep was destroyed.
Any mention of mentions of anything relating to dead sheep was destroyed, as well.
Perhaps, Mr Kettle has shares in a halal abbatoir (that was also destroyed.)
Saturday, 19 September 2009
George Monbiot + Chloe Sumner = Scary
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The similarities between High Priest Monbiot and GreenAngel to members of The Family of are quite chilling.
One to pronounce on The Truth and one of His novices to satisfy His whim.
That Chloe Sumner is able work as a teaching assistant tells us all we need to know about the real reason NuLabour want us all on The Database.
The full post was deleted - this time no trace was left on the thread.
Fortunately, I always take a copy.
'MerkinOnParis
19 Sep 09, 3:27am (2 minutes ago)
Before I get deleted, as surely I will, I should make a few comments for posterity.
This must be the most moderated blog ever.
George has every right to delete anyone he wants - after all it is 'his' blog.
That he covers it in the Guardian is neither here nor there.
It is his choice to delete swathes of scientists, if he wants, when they don't accept his point of view.
However, when it is obvious that he does not want to engage with his critics then we must be allowed to point that out.
Some comments that will show his view - bearing in mind that not a sparrow can drop on this thread without his say-so.
***
BearWitness
18 Sep 09, 11:53pm (about 3 hours ago)
'There is no 'argument'. There is no 'debate'.
As any psychologist will tell you, denial is borne of fear. Fear of change, or fear of those things that don't fit nicely into our cosy little world view.
That fear is right here in those who would rather character assassinate GM (that's George Monbiot, not Monsanto btw) than look at the overwhelming mass of evidence.'
***
No argument, no debate?
Obviously so, I am qualified in the area that George is not so I get deleted for asking a question.
I understand.
Next.
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DeadLetterDrop
18 Sep 09, 11:33pm (about 4 hours ago)
One of the most disturbing comments came from Chloe Sumner - a teaching assistant at a primary school, no less!
greenangelchloe's comment 17 Sep 09, 11:08pm
'This is something so obvious only the most hardened Denialists will fail to appreciate it - it's the long-term trend that is important. Even I know this and I'm not a scientist. . . . . . . What they are doing is tantamount to treason, not only against the human race but the biosphere itself. Someone somewhere should be making a list of names.'
A list of names for what purpose may we ask?
Will George Monbiot repudiate the words of his acolyte?
Some of these people are really scary.
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George must have approved this.
Disgusting.
If you ever do anything good in your life, George, tell us that you repudiate everything that Chloe Sumner has said in relation to 'making lists' of those that don't follow the true path.'
It all disappeared, once more, into The Black Hole of Orwellian Nothingness that is The Guardian
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The similarities between High Priest Monbiot and GreenAngel to members of The Family of are quite chilling.
One to pronounce on The Truth and one of His novices to satisfy His whim.
That Chloe Sumner is able work as a teaching assistant tells us all we need to know about the real reason NuLabour want us all on The Database.
The full post was deleted - this time no trace was left on the thread.
Fortunately, I always take a copy.
'MerkinOnParis
19 Sep 09, 3:27am (2 minutes ago)
Before I get deleted, as surely I will, I should make a few comments for posterity.
This must be the most moderated blog ever.
George has every right to delete anyone he wants - after all it is 'his' blog.
That he covers it in the Guardian is neither here nor there.
It is his choice to delete swathes of scientists, if he wants, when they don't accept his point of view.
However, when it is obvious that he does not want to engage with his critics then we must be allowed to point that out.
Some comments that will show his view - bearing in mind that not a sparrow can drop on this thread without his say-so.
***
BearWitness
18 Sep 09, 11:53pm (about 3 hours ago)
'There is no 'argument'. There is no 'debate'.
As any psychologist will tell you, denial is borne of fear. Fear of change, or fear of those things that don't fit nicely into our cosy little world view.
That fear is right here in those who would rather character assassinate GM (that's George Monbiot, not Monsanto btw) than look at the overwhelming mass of evidence.'
***
No argument, no debate?
Obviously so, I am qualified in the area that George is not so I get deleted for asking a question.
I understand.
Next.
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DeadLetterDrop
18 Sep 09, 11:33pm (about 4 hours ago)
One of the most disturbing comments came from Chloe Sumner - a teaching assistant at a primary school, no less!
greenangelchloe's comment 17 Sep 09, 11:08pm
'This is something so obvious only the most hardened Denialists will fail to appreciate it - it's the long-term trend that is important. Even I know this and I'm not a scientist. . . . . . . What they are doing is tantamount to treason, not only against the human race but the biosphere itself. Someone somewhere should be making a list of names.'
A list of names for what purpose may we ask?
Will George Monbiot repudiate the words of his acolyte?
Some of these people are really scary.
***
George must have approved this.
Disgusting.
If you ever do anything good in your life, George, tell us that you repudiate everything that Chloe Sumner has said in relation to 'making lists' of those that don't follow the true path.'
It all disappeared, once more, into The Black Hole of Orwellian Nothingness that is The Guardian
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Friday, 18 September 2009
Merkin 2 Moonbat 0 Easier'n'Easier.
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I must confess I was being a little tongue in cheek.
However, Moonbat does not do humour, it seems.
Why else would my comment have been sucked into the Black Hole of Orwellian Nothingness that is The Graun.
What was it I said that just had to be removed to avert the fall of Civilisation As We Know It?
All is revealed. I was responding to one of the Monbiotrolls.
'MerkinOnParis
18 Sep 09, 4:03pm (1 minute ago)
MerkinOnParis: and there are plenty of scientists here who have been modded out of the argument.
(Monbiot Troll - my edit): 'Er, no, it turns out Benny's links hadn't been deleted, they're still there if you can be bothered to scroll up. That claim was untrue.'
I did not refer to BennyBriscoe at any time, so what is your point?
We do know that some of his posts were deleted and I would think his claims were worth a lot more than some of the warmist trolling we have seen here.
However, I did say, 'What I do know is that Mr Monbiot's attacks on anyone who disagrees with the official line - on such things as MMGW and the question of how three steel framed buildings fell down in a fire - are becoming increasingly desperate.'
Now, I am just going to a prayer meeting with one of the actual Lizards who bayoneted the babies in the incubator.
Back later.'
What did I let myself in for?
Aaaaaaaaaargh. . . . . . . . .
The full panoply of control methods directed at The Merkin starting with deletion by The MonbiotMods Squad.
Why should this be so?
Perhaps, Mr Monbiot is reminded that he has no credibility as anything, other than a gatekeeper, after he cited Popular Mechanics as his source for the claim that three steel-framed buildings were brought down by a fire in New York.
Perhaps he could also explain why these, relatively minor, diesel and paraffin fires left thermite traces?
I doubt it.
You see Mr Monbiot does not do science, it seems, only GW faith pontifications.
He has been asked to debate the subject with more than one climatologist.
However, he has said he won't sit the exam unless they give him the answers in advance. Brilliant ploy.
What is he scared of?
Meanwhile, I am going to feed The Lizards their diet of Princess Diana Bones and New Improved Incubator Babies.
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I must confess I was being a little tongue in cheek.
However, Moonbat does not do humour, it seems.
Why else would my comment have been sucked into the Black Hole of Orwellian Nothingness that is The Graun.
What was it I said that just had to be removed to avert the fall of Civilisation As We Know It?
All is revealed. I was responding to one of the Monbiotrolls.
'MerkinOnParis
18 Sep 09, 4:03pm (1 minute ago)
MerkinOnParis: and there are plenty of scientists here who have been modded out of the argument.
(Monbiot Troll - my edit): 'Er, no, it turns out Benny's links hadn't been deleted, they're still there if you can be bothered to scroll up. That claim was untrue.'
I did not refer to BennyBriscoe at any time, so what is your point?
We do know that some of his posts were deleted and I would think his claims were worth a lot more than some of the warmist trolling we have seen here.
However, I did say, 'What I do know is that Mr Monbiot's attacks on anyone who disagrees with the official line - on such things as MMGW and the question of how three steel framed buildings fell down in a fire - are becoming increasingly desperate.'
Now, I am just going to a prayer meeting with one of the actual Lizards who bayoneted the babies in the incubator.
Back later.'
What did I let myself in for?
Aaaaaaaaaargh. . . . . . . . .
The full panoply of control methods directed at The Merkin starting with deletion by The MonbiotMods Squad.
Why should this be so?
Perhaps, Mr Monbiot is reminded that he has no credibility as anything, other than a gatekeeper, after he cited Popular Mechanics as his source for the claim that three steel-framed buildings were brought down by a fire in New York.
Perhaps he could also explain why these, relatively minor, diesel and paraffin fires left thermite traces?
I doubt it.
You see Mr Monbiot does not do science, it seems, only GW faith pontifications.
He has been asked to debate the subject with more than one climatologist.
However, he has said he won't sit the exam unless they give him the answers in advance. Brilliant ploy.
What is he scared of?
Meanwhile, I am going to feed The Lizards their diet of Princess Diana Bones and New Improved Incubator Babies.
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Wednesday, 16 September 2009
Merkin 1 Monbiot 0 - A Victory for Truth
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Monbiot is on the run in the Graun article and has moderated swathes of scientists in an effort to stall the inevitable.
Now, why should my comment be cast into The Black Hole of Orwellian Nothingness that is the Guardian?
Is it because I am too academically qualified to be allowed to make a dissenting comment?
Is it because he knows that his citing of Popular Mechanics, in relation to the first time downing of skyscrapers in a fire, is hardly evidence of academic credibility?
' The reduction in pressure triggered the automatic pumping system, which poured thousands of gallons of diesel on to the fire. The support trusses weakened and buckled, and the building imploded. Popular Mechanics magazine polled 300 experts and came to the same conclusions.'
Could it be that he was jet-lagged after one of his junkets at my carbon-footprint expense?
We will never know.
What I do know is that he has certainly lost the argument, big style.
Former Neutrals, such as myself, will certainly think that the tipping point is seen where any dissent is immediately made history - though, in my case, immediate was a day and a half and 85 recommends later.
'MerkinOnParis
16 Sep 09, 3:59pm (1 minute ago)
I studied Environmental subjects at post-grad level and, for a long time, I followed the official line.
Now, I don't - though what brand of denier I am is not quite clear, even to me.
What I do know is that Mr Monbiot's attacks on anyone who disagrees with the official line - on such things as MMGW and the question of how three steel framed buildings fell down in a fire - are becoming increasingly desperate.
Just do the debate without an army of spin doctors to give you pro-forma answers in advance and you may have more credibility.
And, on no account cite Popular Mechanics as an informed source.
Recommended (85)'
Moonbat is a gatekeeper and as such does his best for the Nuclear Industry.
Unfortunately, people like him will be advisors doing CRB and ISA checks.
What a thought.
On second thoughts, that is his proper level.
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Monbiot is on the run in the Graun article and has moderated swathes of scientists in an effort to stall the inevitable.
Now, why should my comment be cast into The Black Hole of Orwellian Nothingness that is the Guardian?
Is it because I am too academically qualified to be allowed to make a dissenting comment?
Is it because he knows that his citing of Popular Mechanics, in relation to the first time downing of skyscrapers in a fire, is hardly evidence of academic credibility?
' The reduction in pressure triggered the automatic pumping system, which poured thousands of gallons of diesel on to the fire. The support trusses weakened and buckled, and the building imploded. Popular Mechanics magazine polled 300 experts and came to the same conclusions.'
Could it be that he was jet-lagged after one of his junkets at my carbon-footprint expense?
We will never know.
What I do know is that he has certainly lost the argument, big style.
Former Neutrals, such as myself, will certainly think that the tipping point is seen where any dissent is immediately made history - though, in my case, immediate was a day and a half and 85 recommends later.
'MerkinOnParis
16 Sep 09, 3:59pm (1 minute ago)
I studied Environmental subjects at post-grad level and, for a long time, I followed the official line.
Now, I don't - though what brand of denier I am is not quite clear, even to me.
What I do know is that Mr Monbiot's attacks on anyone who disagrees with the official line - on such things as MMGW and the question of how three steel framed buildings fell down in a fire - are becoming increasingly desperate.
Just do the debate without an army of spin doctors to give you pro-forma answers in advance and you may have more credibility.
And, on no account cite Popular Mechanics as an informed source.
Recommended (85)'
Moonbat is a gatekeeper and as such does his best for the Nuclear Industry.
Unfortunately, people like him will be advisors doing CRB and ISA checks.
What a thought.
On second thoughts, that is his proper level.
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Sunday, 23 August 2009
No Justice For Gary McKinnon
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In The Graun : MerkinOnParis, 23 Aug 09, 2:35pm
Having seen the reaction of the Yankees to Our Kenny's brave and principled stance, I am even more concerned about the likelihood that Gary McKinnon will be made a scapegoat to assuage the anger over American impotence in this case.
Gee, half of them probably think that because he is a 'son of' he is somehow related to Our Kenny.
I don't think I have ever seen such a lot of racist Scotophobic tripe from the posters across the water as on this thread.
If only they were all like Our Wookie the World would be a much better place.
PS the photo shows a local being waterboarded by the Yanks in Central America, last century.
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In The Graun : MerkinOnParis, 23 Aug 09, 2:35pm
Having seen the reaction of the Yankees to Our Kenny's brave and principled stance, I am even more concerned about the likelihood that Gary McKinnon will be made a scapegoat to assuage the anger over American impotence in this case.
Gee, half of them probably think that because he is a 'son of' he is somehow related to Our Kenny.
I don't think I have ever seen such a lot of racist Scotophobic tripe from the posters across the water as on this thread.
If only they were all like Our Wookie the World would be a much better place.
PS the photo shows a local being waterboarded by the Yanks in Central America, last century.
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Friday, 31 July 2009
Monday, 27 July 2009
MTFC spits on your grave
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This excellent Martin Rowson cartoon should have been put up for a best caption competition.
Any ideas?
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This excellent Martin Rowson cartoon should have been put up for a best caption competition.
Any ideas?
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Monday, 20 July 2009
The Orwellian Black Hole and The T-Word.
Once more the Fall of Western Civilisation has been averted by my deletion from the latest Toynbee offering.
My comment lasted approximately 25 minutes.
The politics of hope
My comment 20 Jul 09, 11:02am (21 minutes ago)
'Left?
Don't make me laugh!
My villa in Tuscany is more left than Ms Toynbee.'
That Black Hole of Orwellian Nothingness just keeps on sucking in any mention of the T-word.
My comment lasted approximately 25 minutes.
The politics of hope
My comment 20 Jul 09, 11:02am (21 minutes ago)
'Left?
Don't make me laugh!
My villa in Tuscany is more left than Ms Toynbee.'
That Black Hole of Orwellian Nothingness just keeps on sucking in any mention of the T-word.
Friday, 17 July 2009
Free Range For Corrupt Council Official
More strange goings on in Argyll and Bute.
One Councillor has a nice wee sideline in providing 'free range eggs' supposedly from Stronchuillan Farm (but which seem to be bought in bulk elsewhere and then re-packaged)
Eggs from this farm in which he seems to have an interest are then delivered to, amongst other places, the Isle of Bute where the Depute leader of the Council also, allegedly, has a farm.
This week a council employee was ordered to use a council vehicle to deliver these eggs to an unnamed premises for re-sale.
Now, we are not interested in the fact that these eggs may be fraudulently misrepresented as being 'free range' to the long suffering people of Argyll and Bute.
We are not even interested in the insurance aspect of a council vehicle being misused for the carriage of fresh produce.
Rather, we are interested in this Councillor rejecting an appeal by a local worker who was fired - after 32 years service - on trumped up charges after refusing to do work 'off the books' for a friend of the same Councillor.
The charges were 'refusing to obey a reasonable order' and 'misuse of council property' and the story even made its way into The Sun.
Corruption is not limited to the strange goings on in Parliament it seems.
Or, maybe I am just wrong in my belief that councillors are elected to represent their constituents rather than feather their own nests at our expense.
One Councillor has a nice wee sideline in providing 'free range eggs' supposedly from Stronchuillan Farm (but which seem to be bought in bulk elsewhere and then re-packaged)
Eggs from this farm in which he seems to have an interest are then delivered to, amongst other places, the Isle of Bute where the Depute leader of the Council also, allegedly, has a farm.
This week a council employee was ordered to use a council vehicle to deliver these eggs to an unnamed premises for re-sale.
Now, we are not interested in the fact that these eggs may be fraudulently misrepresented as being 'free range' to the long suffering people of Argyll and Bute.
We are not even interested in the insurance aspect of a council vehicle being misused for the carriage of fresh produce.
Rather, we are interested in this Councillor rejecting an appeal by a local worker who was fired - after 32 years service - on trumped up charges after refusing to do work 'off the books' for a friend of the same Councillor.
The charges were 'refusing to obey a reasonable order' and 'misuse of council property' and the story even made its way into The Sun.
Corruption is not limited to the strange goings on in Parliament it seems.
Or, maybe I am just wrong in my belief that councillors are elected to represent their constituents rather than feather their own nests at our expense.
Thursday, 16 July 2009
More Corruption in The Village (Argyll and Bute Style)
We have frequently mentioned the strange goings on this area.
Usual scoundrels are to the fore.
How about this one.
A local newspaper brought the following to my attention through a friend who is in the know.
This friend is a community council member and was surprised to find out that a new bridge had been suggested connecting his community to the mainland - at a 'public' consultation meeting to which this community council had not even been invited.
Very new labour - a so-called public meeting which no-one knew about.
Strange in itself.
When The Merkin went through the details that are, now, available we found something strange.
A report had been submitted which seemed to suggest that the people of Argyll and Bute would benefit from the proposed bridge from Ardentinny to the mainland.
Seemingly, this bridge would shave 30 miles off the 81 mile journey to Glasgow.
Supposedly, time would be saved.
Anyone looking at the map can see that this is a pipedream.
Dunoon to Glasgow via Glen Fruin?
Glen Fruin is lovely for a Sunday afternoon drive but the single track roads are hardly suitable for a major connecting road to open up a region that has been sadly neglected since The Yanks left.
The security areas are filled with ammunition dumps and other such restricted places and is perfectly suited to a new trunk road.
Not.
The Dunoon and Cowal Steering Group which is pushing this bridge is choc-full of the usual scoundrels.
One is of particular interest to this blog, having been part of a cabal which treats this area as being a personal fiefdom.
One council worker was fired on a trumped up charge after refusing to carry out unsafe work - off the books - which would benefit the political aspirations of a particular councillor.
A particular councillor was on the appeal committee which decided that this worker had mis-used council time and props.
This very same councillor came into the council offices this week and ordered the council workers to carry out work for him - again off the books - to benefit his cronies in a business deal.
This same councillor is, needless to say, one of the main protagonists in promoting a 'Bridge to Nowhere' which would only be of benefit to the navy rather than the locals - perhaps if the fast track housing development approved for Ardentinny is relevant.
Something strange going on here, don't ya think?
In times such as these everyone is a property speculator.
Some of these people couldn't even spell 'Parcel of Rogues'.
(I never said that, honest, and even if I did it is only 'fair comment' when it comes to Court).
Looking forward to it, already.
Update : sure there is lots more to follow - so, I will leave a space.
Saturday, 11 July 2009
A PASS-MARK TO COMMENT
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'A PASS-MARK TO PROTEST' was the title of the Guardian piece by Jonathan Myerson.
Perhaps, it should have been entitled A PASS-MARK TO COMMENT?
'merkinonparis's comment 11 Jul 09, 2:54pm (about 3 hours ago)
Heard it before on these pages.
Marcel Berlins seemed to think that only people who could appear on The Round Britain Quiz had the intellect to make an informed choice in an election.
As the good Lord S said : 'maybe these young guys had already decided you were a prat'.
'He's that guy with the dysfunctional family whose son used to sell us our weed'
Recommended (3)'
If you read the thread linked to you will see why Jonathan Myerson was so soundly trashed by the CiFers.
Nonetheless, my comment disappeared into that Black Hole of Orwellian Nothingness that we have come to know and love.
As my father would say 'he has a couple of Ologies and a BAFTA or two yet he knows fuck all about nothing.'
Dysfunctional family?
You bet - and you can see why.
Update :
On a more serious note Mr Myerson should count himself lucky that when he approached these vulnerable truants he was not in Telford Town Park.
There the nanny state has decreed that 'all unaccompanied adults walking in Telford Town Park are potential paedophiles. As such, park wardens have been ordered to stop and interrogate anyone who is not accompanied by children'.
Officer : 'What was the nature of your contact with these children'?
Dogwalker ; 'Well, they were interested in my puppy so I asked them a probing question about the millennium development goals'
Officer : Lettsby Avenue.
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'A PASS-MARK TO PROTEST' was the title of the Guardian piece by Jonathan Myerson.
Perhaps, it should have been entitled A PASS-MARK TO COMMENT?
'merkinonparis's comment 11 Jul 09, 2:54pm (about 3 hours ago)
Heard it before on these pages.
Marcel Berlins seemed to think that only people who could appear on The Round Britain Quiz had the intellect to make an informed choice in an election.
As the good Lord S said : 'maybe these young guys had already decided you were a prat'.
'He's that guy with the dysfunctional family whose son used to sell us our weed'
Recommended (3)'
If you read the thread linked to you will see why Jonathan Myerson was so soundly trashed by the CiFers.
Nonetheless, my comment disappeared into that Black Hole of Orwellian Nothingness that we have come to know and love.
As my father would say 'he has a couple of Ologies and a BAFTA or two yet he knows fuck all about nothing.'
Dysfunctional family?
You bet - and you can see why.
Update :
On a more serious note Mr Myerson should count himself lucky that when he approached these vulnerable truants he was not in Telford Town Park.
There the nanny state has decreed that 'all unaccompanied adults walking in Telford Town Park are potential paedophiles. As such, park wardens have been ordered to stop and interrogate anyone who is not accompanied by children'.
Officer : 'What was the nature of your contact with these children'?
Dogwalker ; 'Well, they were interested in my puppy so I asked them a probing question about the millennium development goals'
Officer : Lettsby Avenue.
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Tuesday, 26 May 2009
The Black Hole of Orwellian Nothingness that is The Graun, yet again.
What did I do wrong?
I gave my opinion on Comment is Free.
Aha, but you know comment is not free on Comment is Free - at least if you mention certain subjects.
Subjects such as - the faux nature of the Crusade on Terror and subjects related.
Also happens if you link to some people who are personna such as Craig Murray.
Now, I am never sure whether the GIYUS cabal or the mods themselves are sufficiently exercised that we are descended into that black hole of Orwellian Nothingness.
See what you think.
MerkinOnParis; 26 May 09, 3:02pm
'Danny69 : 'MI5 left Siddique Khan and Shezad Tanweer alone.'
Nonsense. These guys were patsies for the security services.
People are starting to see through these 'terror plots'.
See below.
Worst Fake Terror Plot Ever?'
Disappeared without trace.
Wonder why?
I gave my opinion on Comment is Free.
Aha, but you know comment is not free on Comment is Free - at least if you mention certain subjects.
Subjects such as - the faux nature of the Crusade on Terror and subjects related.
Also happens if you link to some people who are personna such as Craig Murray.
Now, I am never sure whether the GIYUS cabal or the mods themselves are sufficiently exercised that we are descended into that black hole of Orwellian Nothingness.
See what you think.
MerkinOnParis; 26 May 09, 3:02pm
'Danny69 : 'MI5 left Siddique Khan and Shezad Tanweer alone.'
Nonsense. These guys were patsies for the security services.
People are starting to see through these 'terror plots'.
See below.
Worst Fake Terror Plot Ever?'
Disappeared without trace.
Wonder why?
Thursday, 21 May 2009
Dear Nigerian Investor.
Dear Nigerian Investor.
I have recently found a new scam which may be of interest to you all.
You may need to befriend an MP to make the most of it.
My friend, Mr Purnell bought a flat in a central London mansion block in 2000 and a house in his Manchester constituency in June 2002. He told the parliamentary authorities that his main home was in Manchester and claimed the “second home” allowance in London. In October 2004, Mr Purnell sold the London flat. He did not pay capital gains tax on the sale as the property was regarded by HM Revenue and Customs as his “principal” residence. It is not known how much profit Mr Purnell made from the transaction. It appears that Mr Purnell received specialist tax advice over the sale of the property and took advantage of a loophole in the rules. This is available to everyone and allows sellers to claim that a property is a main residence for capital-gains tax purposes provided they lived there less than three years before the sale.
Now, we need to launder the dosh before Mr Brown sends in the Manse Guards to take it all away.
Gimme yer bank details and I'll give you a swatch of the dodgy dosh.
At no time were the rules broken in the making of this advert.
Yours, most elatedly hopeful, The Merkin (son of the King of SquawBunion County)
PS I can do yez a deal on a couple of Italian properties that my friend Jowells can separate from their rightful owners.
I have recently found a new scam which may be of interest to you all.
You may need to befriend an MP to make the most of it.
My friend, Mr Purnell bought a flat in a central London mansion block in 2000 and a house in his Manchester constituency in June 2002. He told the parliamentary authorities that his main home was in Manchester and claimed the “second home” allowance in London. In October 2004, Mr Purnell sold the London flat. He did not pay capital gains tax on the sale as the property was regarded by HM Revenue and Customs as his “principal” residence. It is not known how much profit Mr Purnell made from the transaction. It appears that Mr Purnell received specialist tax advice over the sale of the property and took advantage of a loophole in the rules. This is available to everyone and allows sellers to claim that a property is a main residence for capital-gains tax purposes provided they lived there less than three years before the sale.
Now, we need to launder the dosh before Mr Brown sends in the Manse Guards to take it all away.
Gimme yer bank details and I'll give you a swatch of the dodgy dosh.
At no time were the rules broken in the making of this advert.
Yours, most elatedly hopeful, The Merkin (son of the King of SquawBunion County)
PS I can do yez a deal on a couple of Italian properties that my friend Jowells can separate from their rightful owners.
Tuesday, 19 May 2009
The Real Corruption.
Hazel Blears flipped her house a number of times.
She voted for our sons and daughters to go to war.
She made money while our guys died.
She spent a lot of time trying to work out the best way to maximize her expenses.
She has had some benefit from their deaths.
Is that right?
She voted for our sons and daughters to go to war.
She made money while our guys died.
She spent a lot of time trying to work out the best way to maximize her expenses.
She has had some benefit from their deaths.
Is that right?
Monday, 27 April 2009
Straw et al Should Be In Jail for War Crimes.
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If you have time to watch how the torturers justify it, let's look here.
Why am I soooooo strident?
We know how the system works, that's why.
No matter.
Let's hope Craig doesn't get bombed in another Visor Security fit-up on his way to Parliament.
Anyway, here is his press release.
ORIGINAL DOWNING ST SMEARS VICTIM
RETURNS TO HAUNT NEW LABOUR
Thatcher Room
Portcullis House
Tuesday 28 April 1.45pm
Formal Evidence Session on UK Complicity in Torture
Parliamentary Joint Committee on Human Rights
Witness: Craig Murray, former British Ambassador to Uzbekistan
(currently Rector of the University of Dundee).
In 2004, Craig Murray told us that:
- The British Government was complicit in the most vicious forms of torture
- He had been the victim of a lurid smear campaign initiated by New Labour
- The government was lying about all this
In 2004, much of the public and media was not willing to accept that the government would cooperate with torture or with false allegations against an innocent man. Many still had trust in the basic honesty and decency of government.
The evidence that Craig Murray was telling the truth about torture has now become overwhelming, including from the case of Binyam Mohammed. The UK “benefited” continually from intelligence passed on from the CIA waterboarding programme and from torture in countries including Uzbekistan, Pakistan and Egypt.
Craig Murray suffered the most high profile sacking of any British Ambassador for a century. But in 2005 the House of Commons Foreign Affairs Committee refused to hear him in evidence, despite allowing Jack Straw to appear and attack him.
Astonishingly, this is the first time Craig Murray will ever have been allowed to give formal evidence in the UK on his grave allegations, and be questioned on the truth of his testimony.
As the Scotland Yard investigation proceeds into MI5 and MI6 collusion in 16 cases of torture, Craig Murray will argue that it is not the security service operatives, but the Ministers who set the policy – and specifically Jack Straw – who should be facing criminal charges.
Contact: Craig Murray on 07979 691085 or craigmurray@mail.ru
Transcript of Craig Murray's formal evidence statement is at
http://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2009/03/trying_again_my.html
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If you have time to watch how the torturers justify it, let's look here.
Why am I soooooo strident?
We know how the system works, that's why.
No matter.
Let's hope Craig doesn't get bombed in another Visor Security fit-up on his way to Parliament.
Anyway, here is his press release.
ORIGINAL DOWNING ST SMEARS VICTIM
RETURNS TO HAUNT NEW LABOUR
Thatcher Room
Portcullis House
Tuesday 28 April 1.45pm
Formal Evidence Session on UK Complicity in Torture
Parliamentary Joint Committee on Human Rights
Witness: Craig Murray, former British Ambassador to Uzbekistan
(currently Rector of the University of Dundee).
In 2004, Craig Murray told us that:
- The British Government was complicit in the most vicious forms of torture
- He had been the victim of a lurid smear campaign initiated by New Labour
- The government was lying about all this
In 2004, much of the public and media was not willing to accept that the government would cooperate with torture or with false allegations against an innocent man. Many still had trust in the basic honesty and decency of government.
The evidence that Craig Murray was telling the truth about torture has now become overwhelming, including from the case of Binyam Mohammed. The UK “benefited” continually from intelligence passed on from the CIA waterboarding programme and from torture in countries including Uzbekistan, Pakistan and Egypt.
Craig Murray suffered the most high profile sacking of any British Ambassador for a century. But in 2005 the House of Commons Foreign Affairs Committee refused to hear him in evidence, despite allowing Jack Straw to appear and attack him.
Astonishingly, this is the first time Craig Murray will ever have been allowed to give formal evidence in the UK on his grave allegations, and be questioned on the truth of his testimony.
As the Scotland Yard investigation proceeds into MI5 and MI6 collusion in 16 cases of torture, Craig Murray will argue that it is not the security service operatives, but the Ministers who set the policy – and specifically Jack Straw – who should be facing criminal charges.
Contact: Craig Murray on 07979 691085 or craigmurray@mail.ru
Transcript of Craig Murray's formal evidence statement is at
http://www.craigmurray.org.uk/archives/2009/03/trying_again_my.html
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Wednesday, 22 April 2009
Makepeace JacquiBlue not Fantasy
In the seventies, WE knew all about terrorism.
We had it on a weekly basis.
I liked Dempsey and Makepeace, The Professionals and The Sweeney.
It was that time.
Some things change but the ever present threat of a 'sugar bomb' is one that should, both, chill and shock us 24 hours a day.
Still, the burden of proof appears to have changed over the years.
For example, at 8.50secs in the video :
Harriet Makepeace : They've bought anti-tank weapons, automatic rifles, stun grenades and they've been inspecting gas installations.
Now, we have enough to book them on conspiracy, right now, why don't we do it?
Spikings, the Cowley-esque boss, : Good Morning, Sergeant.
Now, if Glynis Barber couldn't get a collar when they were found 'bang to rights' how the hell does Jacqui expect to do it with a few 'sugar sachets' from 'Greasy Joe's 24/7 Conspiracy Halal Coffee Stall'?
Could it be that, as Mr Murray says, this is a bomb plot with no bomb and no plot?
PS Glynis Barber was a big ride in those days.
Sunday, 19 April 2009
Use It or Lose That Love Mussel - it'll just shrivel up, you know
The BBC tells us that 'An Amazonian ant has dispensed with sex and developed into an all-female species, researchers have found.'
So, it seems, Harriet HarPerson and Polly Toynbee went to the wrong continent on their gender equality junket.
Polly Toynbee took a right beasting from the good people of CiF on Saturday after writing a promo piece for NuLabour telling us how Gordon had saved the world with Harriet's help (something like that).
Needless to say this attempt to ignore the stench of rotting Labour over the past week did not go un-noticed.
No matter, getting back to the title :
And when they dissected the female insects, they found them to be physically incapable of mating, as an essential part of their reproductive system known as the "mussel organ" had degenerated.
Exactly what The Merkin has been saying to the girls for years with regard to brains and pussy.
And doesn't Polly look like the perfect example?
As Craig Murray said, 'Polly Toynbee, self-appointed guardian of the poor of the world - and stupid muddled-headed old bat.'
So, it seems, Harriet HarPerson and Polly Toynbee went to the wrong continent on their gender equality junket.
Polly Toynbee took a right beasting from the good people of CiF on Saturday after writing a promo piece for NuLabour telling us how Gordon had saved the world with Harriet's help (something like that).
Needless to say this attempt to ignore the stench of rotting Labour over the past week did not go un-noticed.
No matter, getting back to the title :
And when they dissected the female insects, they found them to be physically incapable of mating, as an essential part of their reproductive system known as the "mussel organ" had degenerated.
Exactly what The Merkin has been saying to the girls for years with regard to brains and pussy.
And doesn't Polly look like the perfect example?
As Craig Murray said, 'Polly Toynbee, self-appointed guardian of the poor of the world - and stupid muddled-headed old bat.'
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